Why do we learn the K56 method?

I drove to UNISA on Monday and as I did, I saw MANY cars NOT signalling before they did anything. I walked during my break to the place where my Mom works and I almost became road-kill as the guy did NOT signal that s/he was turning into the driveway...

 

And then, returning from UNISA, I hooted at this fool who moved into my lane without indicating and as I was speeding up at that moment, I had to slam on brakes and shift down..the guy behind me also got peeved...

 

I am now grateful to Pat Allen for teaching me the K53 (..er K56 perhaps?) method.

 

I also know why people drive so badly. They don't care anymore, and the law protects them if you don't have a witness to prove to the courts that it was their fault!

Oops, I didnt indicate...oh well, who cares?

 

Sure I drive like a maniac, but I am trying to keep it to safe madness - ie, if there are no other cars and it looks & feels safe, I'll do it. If a passenger suggests it, I'll ignore it - I once listened to a mad young passenger and I'm now infamous for a silly thing I did.

 

So, why do I like the way I had to learn to drive? Well, the way I learnt taught me how to drive defensively and if you drive in the places I drive, you'll realise that I'm safer and not saner.

 

I have a sollution. Drive as if ALL the other cars were those happy taxis!!

Be calm on the road. Dont get mad or show ANY emotion when something happens to you.

Getting mad doesnt help, I learnt that - it just boils your blood hotter than HOT.

 

Drive with a smile and concentrate on the road in case you can avoid an accident!

 

Now, If you see a souped up blue fox 1.8 with a crazy guy smiling and grinning and talking to an invisible passenger, well, that's me! And I talk to God, in case you were wondering..!

 

Malcs

ps. An English lecturer has given new meaning to what I think I should do...

I'm gonna be puting my poems back online!

I have know idea when it shall be, but I no that it may be sooner than I think @ malcsman.za.net - if the server is back online?!?

Re-define the human need

Did you know that I am eating a tablet?!? Yes, it's a chocolate pill - but it is a lil far tooooo sweet to be considered chocolate. ie..90% sugar and 10% kokao, but it doesnt affect my spelling which is shocking!!

 

I am not anorexic. If I were anorexic I would not be thinking of wanting more muscles..I would be thinking that I was fat!

I have a problem. I dont do much when I'm hungry... ie.. I dont go looking for food.

 

The human body in my view, gets rather depressed without food and eventually when you're being negative, you go look for food cuz you'd rather look for food than die of starvation.

 

Yes, I admit it - if you dont make me eat, I will not eat.. Unless I recall the way I last felt when I had no food in me and I go eat in retaliation.

 

[[oh, and dont dehydrate..or u will also loose interest in your surroundings!!]]

 

Lets say you need 90 chomps everyday for food...

Breakfast is normally 50 chomps, Lunch 25 and Supper 15. This is what it should be, but for the last months I have done something like this:

B10 L15 S20 :>

B03 L10 S20 :P

B00 L05 S20 :)

B00 L22 S13 :[

B15 L05 S00 :/

B00 L01 S00 :x

B30 L45 S15 :]

etc. etc. etc.

 

So WHAT am I getting at???

Well, in the above, I lost food and it affected my mood --- and I have just proooved that with a TV on behind me, I loose concentration..

 

damn TV

 

Am I LOST? Yup!

And my title?

Pray to God about it!!